The Jabuticaba is native to South America. Which really sucks because North America needs more creepy, weird, freaky stuff. It's 2010, we're supposed to have flying cars, talking dogs and robots that make us dinner. Since that whole thing went down the drain, can't we at least have some freaky alien grape trees? Ugh.
Because they are so awesome, bonsai people have been training and growing them for a long time. Perhaps this is a somewhat reasonable solution to introducing some alien freakiness into our lives. Bonsai maintenance is A LOT of work though. I know someone who has a bunch of bonsai trees and it's basically like a full time job that requires a ton of patience and discipline.
If I ever get to Brazil, the first thing I am doing is finding a Jabuticaba tree, transplanting it into a HUGE pot, putting it on a freighter and bringing it back to my neighborhood. Christopher Columbus was to noodles what Zach Vitale will be to Jabuticaba.
