Here are examples of things that are awesome that also consume things in tiny circley form:
Look at how cute this bloodhound is. He eats kibble. Maybe we would all be cuter if we ate human food in small spheres.
This guinea pig eats food in pellets. Couldn't you just eat him up? Well maybe you could do that after you wake up, smell the coffee, and eat some food shaped like orbs.
Pacman ate those little yellow dots. God knows what they were made of, but Pacman is fucking awesome, so if it works for him, it works for me.
In conclusion, all foods should be made into small spheres and eaten from bowls. Imagine your typical salad looking like a big bowl of Trix, and your corn on the cob looking like a big bowl of Kix. Trix and Kix, people. You loved them when you were little, and now you can love your corn and salad the same way. Total no-brainer.
